My name is Stephen Wicks. I am 15 years old and I live in Lewisham . I have 2 brothers who are younger than me
The things I like doing are playing games with my brothers, playing computer games, listening to music and watching television.
I go to Lewisham collage on a GVNQ intermediate science course.
Jokes
Here are some jokes.
What's yellow and white and travels at 100 miles per hour.
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep.
A wooly jumper
What's the difference between a lottery winner and someone who's been smacked in the mouth.
One's gobsmacked and the other's got a smacked gob.
What's the difference between a prison officer and a jeweler.
One watches cells and the other sells watches.
Patient: " Doctor my hair is falling out can you give me something to keep it in."
Doctor:" Yes a paper bag."
Doctor: "Did you take the medicine followed by a hot bath, like I told you."
Patient:" I took the medicine but I did not manage to finish the bath."
Teacher: Mark I want you to say a sentence beginning with the letter i
Mark: I is.
Teacher no It's I am.
Mark. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
A boy was talking to his mum
Boy: " How much am I worth to you, mum
Mum: " More than a million pounds.
Boy: well could you lend me a fiver then.
Quiz
The two Christmas trees above were drawn and painted by me on a paint program on the computer.